>Zaps new lab rat
>First zap is defence gain
This is going to be an interesting labbing experience.
The girl who owned Cerrelin and was considering me traded her without a single word to someone seeking things I don’t have.
There go all my chances.
Bona Dea: A goddess whose festivities included prostitutes engaging in public lesbian activity with one another.
Bustuariae: Professional mourners who prostituted themselves in graveyards between funeral gigs. They usually entertained their customers sitting on tombstones or lying on crypts.
Venerii: Harlot-priestesses of Venus who taught sexual techniques to courtesans; according to some authorities they practiced a spiritual discipline similar to Tantrism.
People with ED don’t actually have eating disorders. They have Ed. If you ever want to see Ed again, you must meet their demands within twelve hours.
You can always tell whether someone has an eating disorder immediately after looking at them. That’s because people suffering from anorexia nervosa grow red horns. Those suffering from bulimia have black eyes, and all the eating disorders can be spotted by noticing various skin colouring, as in easter eggs.
"If you’re fat then what do you think I am?" Is scientifically proven to make all people suffering eating disorders undergo an immediate recovery, as the sufferer now views the rest of the world as giant inflated balloons
Telling an eating disordered person ‘If you feel bad about eating, why not go for a run?’ has been made illegal following a tragedy several years ago, where the failure to specify the suggested run length led to a ninety-two day run, by the end of which the patient in question had no feet left at all. The upside of this is that they were fitted with wheels attached directly to their ankles, which everybody agreed was infinitely cooler.
Chewing and spitting is handled similarly to wine tasting, where a person takes a mouthful, considers it, and spits it out. For example: “I’m getting a hint of Twix bar with a background of desperation, and an overture of losing control of my life”.
Weight gain cures eating disorders. Thus, new treatment guidelines have emerged recommending that 24 hours before weigh in, patients be pumped full of cement, and upon setting, recovery is complete, as evidenced by the increased number on the scale.
Still goddamn giddy over discovering this song.
Whyyyyy wasn’t it in the film??
Well, I own the DVD, so that’s how I’ve been able to screencap all the subtitles. I have a sneaking feeling that you wont be able to find a version with subtitles online, just because there are very, very few Little Shop downloads floating around.
So I’d recommend buying yourself a copy of the DVD! It’s an older movie, so it shouldn’t be hard to find a secondhand copy somewhere for pretty cheap.
There’s a downloadable version with the subtitles (I own it), but it appears to be different ones — doesn’t subtitle the instrumentals.
(Sadly, there’s no downloadable subtitled version of the 1960 one. But you can find the unsubbed one free on Youtube, at least.)