conclom:

conclom:

Why isn’t barbie pregnant?

bc ken came in a different box

utentagen:

phoneus:

dude: way if we pees form buts

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kateordie:

bevsi:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

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Sometimes I get huffy about tumblr but then I see that 260,000 people got the same kind of chills I did reading this…

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

"But when guys get eating disorders they don’t do it to be skinny, they do it to be slim with muscles"

Let me stop you right there.

thugrinch:

Wow. I love the contrast between the sky and what’s in the rear view mirror

thugrinch:

Wow. I love the contrast between the sky and what’s in the rear view mirror

I just entered the Storytelling Competition.

Fingers crossed.

weird teenage shit about girls

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In Tourism we had to choose a place to go on a class field trip and my suggestion was ‘a leisurely flight by Malaysian Airlines with a stopover in sunny Ukraine ending with a vacation on the golden beaches of the Gaza Strip’.

"Are you trying to kill us all?"
"A little."

evilsoutherngentleman:

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

oh my fucking GOD THIS IS GENIUS

evilsoutherngentleman:

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

oh my fucking GOD THIS IS GENIUS

dancethedesert:

commanderabutt:

the amount of posts on this site that are like “ALL GIRLS HOT MOST BOYS UGLY” is disgusting and if you reblog any of them without any sort of commentary never ever claim yourself to be a proponent of body positivity or anything like it 

I’m a body realist: Some people are pretty and some people are ugly, but everyone is attractive to someone; so everybody shut the fuck up with your masturbatory body positivity flag waving.

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog