It occurs to me that part of the reason I’m back in a particularly depressed state is the line of trade backouts.

I’m not sure whether that’s pathetic or justified.

have you looked up male tears on urban dictionary
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atokad11:

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Oh those Beautiful Bastards XD

nightvaleswimclub:

So I was going to make a new neopets account after my roomates urged me to, but then during the “create your first neopet” thing, I found out that not only can you not have duplicate usernames, you can’t have DUPLICATE NEOPET NAMES. What the actual fuck. And the recommended names are a joke. Seriously, it’s like every possible combination of syllables that sounds like a name has been taken. I tried about 20 before I said fuck it and quit entirely.

Sorry, but I’m not going to play a game where all my virtual pet’s names have to be followed by a 6-digit string of random numbers and symbols

neopets.com/~Kriemhilt
neopets.com/~Iamariah

There are a lot of other name guides, but they suck by comparison.

Also, the purge is coming up soon, which will mean a lot of pets are deleted, which will mean a lot of new untaken names. Most people focus on the RW/RN one, but there’ll be generally nice names cleared up too.

magikarpe—diem:

I tried to say Quentin Tarantino and I couldn’t remember his name so I fumbled for a few seconds before blurting out John Quincey Adams

totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

I just watched a video of a guy who hanged himself live on the internet.

paigethelaw:

visualvexation:

iihateurls:

portablemiah:

this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.

i do not think this guy needs that coffee

this guy definitely does not need that coffee

I really needed this video after today. Oh THE daY I’ve had!

sixpathsofbased:

Damn was joining the skeleton war really worth it? Maybe i am just a fuckboy

sixpathsofbased:

Damn was joining the skeleton war really worth it? Maybe i am just a fuckboy

sexydraiks:

sexty draiks ;)

sexydraiks:

sexty draiks ;)

grumpywocky:

come-along-poncl:

wockthisway:

royalwocky:

thelostdessert:

squeekanddestroy:

So I am curious! What does your siggy look like? I have a few for different things, but this is my standard. Lets show ‘em off~!


this is mine!

I have a few different signatures but they are all this colour scheme with different stuff at the bottom. This is my lazy default.





oh god ew my font on 1197kacheek needs updating 

grumpywocky:

come-along-poncl:

wockthisway:

royalwocky:

thelostdessert:

squeekanddestroy:

So I am curious! What does your siggy look like? I have a few for different things, but this is my standard. Lets show ‘em off~!

this is mine!

I have a few different signatures but they are all this colour scheme with different stuff at the bottom. This is my lazy default.

oh god ew my font on 1197kacheek needs updating 

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone